Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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