- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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