What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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