Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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