yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Z.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Samraj.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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