A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Knock Knock *opens the door*

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Z.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Samraj.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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