How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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who is awesome? no one...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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