knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

thumb_up thumb_down -3

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Cool Brian

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

thumb_up thumb_down -5

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops