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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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