what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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OIO

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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