- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Female rights.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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