- Anti Joke

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.