I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Women's Rights Movement

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

What can hitler cook well Steak

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

your social life.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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