- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

your social life.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

An Asian man fails a math test

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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