- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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