What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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7+5=12

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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