What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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A women's opinion.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Knock knock What?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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