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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

God. God.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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