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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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