What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Cool Brian

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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hi anti joke

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