- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Women's rights.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

bryden is a faggot

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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