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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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My wife made me a sandwich

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wommmoaooammaaa

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Justin Bieber

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Anti Joke

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