Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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I need to start studying.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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