So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

who is awesome? no one...

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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