What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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