- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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