- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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