Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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