- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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