A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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women's rights, lol

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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