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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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