Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Women's rights

Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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