- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Nickleback.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What's the difference between a duck?

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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