Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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dry handjob

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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3 like an eel

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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