So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

My three children are three big mistakes.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

once upon a time, it snowed

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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