knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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just in time?

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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