What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did the dog die? He was old

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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