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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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