A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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