- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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