Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Your Mom!!!

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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