Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Caroline Kelly.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

CRY

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Anti Joke

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