Why did it die Nothing died

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Hey, Max!!

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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