Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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women's rights.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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The WNBA

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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willie revilame

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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darude- sandstorm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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