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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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