- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

Knock, Knock ...

Jake. Walsh.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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