roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Jake. Walsh.

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Knock, Knock ...

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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