All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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poop nuff said

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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