Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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this site is an antijoke

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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