Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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