What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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I hate blackniggers

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Joke.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Nickleback.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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An Artic Storm.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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