I just drank a cola.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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you and your family will die tonight

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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