- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Get on your knees Ho

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Knock Knock Who's There 42

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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