Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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david weres the slug gone

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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