What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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... Chan chan

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Anti Joke

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