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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

roses are red, violets are violet.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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