Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Mitt Romney

My penis is big... not.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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