whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Your future.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Sixty... eight

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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