Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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captcha: all yer base

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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