An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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You suck big fat slobber

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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Your Mom!!!

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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