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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What's white and gluey Glue

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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