What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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