- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Who is big and stupid My brother

A: Do you like it B: No

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

A Jew walks into Macy's

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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