what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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