- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

U mad?

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

My penis is big... not.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Oh...okay, good.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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