- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Why did the dog eat poop?

Why was the woman?

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

When is a door not a door? Never.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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