- Anti Joke

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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