Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Spinabifita

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Your mom is fat

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Compton

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

My Nan, that is all.

to get to the other side.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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