- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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