When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Fox News.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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LOL May Wong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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