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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Women's rights

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

LOL May Wong

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

The Braves win the N.L. east

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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