A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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nipple

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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