Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Gun Control

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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