- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

PSN IS UP

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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