What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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