Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

I agree

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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