- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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