I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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giddy goat

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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...............................................................hi

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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What's big and white?

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Why did the book disappear?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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