- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the man without a tongue say...

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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